Sara: I just got your invite to your senior piano recital. You told me to come see you in Chapel today because Handbell Choir was playing...and you were playing the flute with them. Tonight you have to leave dinner early to go play percussion in orchestra, and this weekend you're playing a concert in which you will play with flute choir and then later play piano with GWO and percussion with orchestra. Is there any instrument you DON'T play?!?
Me: I don't play brass...